{"product_id":"currently-out-of-office-sloth-t-shirt","title":"Currently Out of Office Sloth T-Shirt","description":"Slip into slow-time with this garment-dyed cotton tee that feels like it’s already softened by a thousand easy afternoons. A sleepy sloth in a tiny necktie settles into a chair among stacks of paperwork, captioned “Currently Out of Office” — a quiet, wry nod to anyone who prefers low-pressure days and deliberate breaks. The heavy-weight, relaxed fit drapes comfortably whether you’re lounging at home, wandering a weekend market, or slipping it on after a long shift. Garment-dyeing gives the shirt a lived-in color and supple texture that pairs naturally with worn denim or cozy joggers. Wear it when you’re stepping back from the bustle, claiming a slow hour, or gifting a little permission to unplug.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, lived-in comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed after construction for soft color and texture\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitched seams for long-lasting build\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL with sewn-in label; 58 color choices\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: Made in Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":43065586647134,"sku":"22593653201395407414","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":43065586679902,"sku":"18103714890122053072","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":43065586712670,"sku":"24964558118083691376","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":43065586745438,"sku":"10039312916501130953","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43065586778206,"sku":"13507376106587557272","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43065586810974,"sku":"27761896886004544815","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0667\/8006\/9982\/files\/13939958382292893374_2048.jpg?v=1785282824","url":"https:\/\/stoneclubshirts.com\/products\/currently-out-of-office-sloth-t-shirt","provider":"Stone Club Shirts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}